~ Love Pie! ~
Ms
Puffet Bell wished to bake a love pie for her smirky lost love
Mr
Grumpy, the baker uphill only knew to get the ingredient straight
She
ran to his place of creative space, and
Did
put forth her craving to make him tackle her wish
He
shuddered, smiled, and then finally grinned
“Oh
Sweet, it’s so damn easy, I am the master of the trait!”
Ms
Puffet Bell couldn’t help but twinkle her pearly eyes …
Tendering
her the list as long as the Rapunzel’s braid
“Get
me these love tit-bits from the corner shop with incandescent lights!”
Craftily,
flawlessly, Ms Puffet Bell reeling and swirling as in utopia
Basket
brimming with knick-knacks, she has culled for the succumb pie
And
whilst bracing their fall, pulled up her flowing net gown to her ankles,
Her
slender beautiful feet lovingly encased in flowery pink pumps, did glint …
“Helluva
candy, you are sweet but tired, come sit here to have a glass of wine!”
One
could see Mr Grumpy drooling and smouldering lecherously
Lowering
her eyelids, she fluttered her eyelashes as thick as a spring tree
A
dimple smile got etched on her pale face, lips quivered, and
Before
words could touch her tongue to hit Mr Grumpy’s demented ears
Drops
of salty water came sliding down her grey eyes, kissing her neck,
To
fall on the floor dusted with leftover trinkets of baked love pie …
Finally
Ms Puffet Bell spoke, not spoke but rebuked, so much to chide
Words
burning enough to scorch his soul and melt his smutty brain
“Be
all ears and mind the bass
I
am not here to be your lass
Your
mind would play tricks
Making
you no good than a Frass
Being
your forgotten wife
Is
so much like a stained glass
Now
stop being a crass and
Shove
this love pie up your Amnesiac ass!”
Smirked
Mr Grumpy, as if getting the drill and “Ooh, Honey!” all he said
Pensive
and chagrin, Ms Puffet Bell decided to cook from the scratch …
Concocting
involves swathing of nitty-gritty love arts,
Remoulding
the emasculated heart to bake and shape, the Love Pie!