~ Love Pie! ~

~ Love Pie! ~

Ms Puffet Bell wished to bake a love pie for her smirky lost love

Mr Grumpy, the baker uphill only knew to get the ingredient straight

She ran to his place of creative space, and

Did put forth her craving to make him tackle her wish

He shuddered, smiled, and then finally grinned

“Oh Sweet, it’s so damn easy, I am the master of the trait!”

Ms Puffet Bell couldn’t help but twinkle her pearly eyes …

Tendering her the list as long as the Rapunzel’s braid

“Get me these love tit-bits from the corner shop with incandescent lights!”

Craftily, flawlessly, Ms Puffet Bell reeling and swirling as in utopia

Basket brimming with knick-knacks, she has culled for the succumb pie

And whilst bracing their fall, pulled up her flowing net gown to her ankles,

Her slender beautiful feet lovingly encased in flowery pink pumps, did glint …

“Helluva candy, you are sweet but tired, come sit here to have a glass of wine!”

One could see Mr Grumpy drooling and smouldering lecherously

Lowering her eyelids, she fluttered her eyelashes as thick as a spring tree

A dimple smile got etched on her pale face, lips quivered, and

Before words could touch her tongue to hit Mr Grumpy’s demented ears

Drops of salty water came sliding down her grey eyes, kissing her neck,

To fall on the floor dusted with leftover trinkets of baked love pie …

Finally Ms Puffet Bell spoke, not spoke but rebuked, so much to chide

Words burning enough to scorch his soul and melt his smutty brain

“Be all ears and mind the bass

I am not here to be your lass

Your mind would play tricks

Making you no good than a Frass

Being your forgotten wife

Is so much like a stained glass

Now stop being a crass and

Shove this love pie up your Amnesiac ass!”

Smirked Mr Grumpy, as if getting the drill and “Ooh, Honey!” all he said

Pensive and chagrin, Ms Puffet Bell decided to cook from the scratch …

Concocting involves swathing of nitty-gritty love arts,

Remoulding the emasculated heart to bake and shape, the Love Pie!

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